The 3DS Didn’t Destroy Your Eyes, So Now Nintendo’s Going To Plan B

26 responses to “The 3DS Didn’t Destroy Your Eyes, So Now Nintendo’s Going To Plan B”

1. 

   Choc

   January 25, 2012 at 10:29 am

   Except its mario party

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   1. 

      dmag87

      January 25, 2012 at 10:53 am

      It’s hard to believe there could be such a big error in such a small article. Yikes.

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   Adam

   January 25, 2012 at 10:31 am

   awks..

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3. 

   Jordaan

   January 25, 2012 at 10:34 am

   Oh Kotaku US, oh man…
   Can you not even proof-read a 1 sentence article?

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   1. 

      Blake

      January 25, 2012 at 12:26 pm

      *sigh*
      While Karts make for a nice party, it’s still amazing they could get this wrong.

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4. 

   Jez

   January 25, 2012 at 10:40 am

   Give em a break… It’s only off by two letters. Lmao

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5. 

   NotheMama

   January 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

   Cant say it won’t stand out on the shelf!
   I’d rather see over the top box art like this compared to the boring boxart of many todays games. Which is usually just the main character & a dull backdrop. This reminds me of the old snes/megadrive boxes lol

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6. 

   Quirkhall

   January 25, 2012 at 10:59 am

   And here I was expecting this to be a Luke Plunkett article. Seriously, why do you people even bother?

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7. 

   UberRoxor

   January 25, 2012 at 11:09 am

   Hey, so, can I have a job? I’m pretty good at writing sentences. Especially if I only need to write one at a time.

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   1. 

      Tits McGee

      January 25, 2012 at 12:23 pm

      You’re over qualified, you don’t have any typos, or missing words.

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8. 

   Scotty

   January 25, 2012 at 11:10 am

   Damn you Nintendo, you skipped right past Mario Kart 8!

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9. 

   Blood Apathy

   January 25, 2012 at 11:13 am

   Today is a great day for wanna be journos all over the world.

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10. 

    SOX

    January 25, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Totilo, we hardly knew ye

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11. 

    Mitch Connor

    January 25, 2012 at 11:35 am

    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

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    1. 

       Sleeper

       January 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm

       Oh boy.
       Well instituted Simpson’s reference.
       I’m actually laughing.

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12. 

    PuppyLicks

    January 25, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Not to jump on the bandwagon, but I expected more from Stephen Totilo than stuff like this.

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13. 

    Crowbar

    January 25, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Awkward…

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14. 

    Dr What?

    January 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Hmmm…

    “Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo

    @Doc_What Sorry. I was doing many things at once. I fixed it!”

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    1. 

       Blood Apathy

       January 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

       Apparently not. lol

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       1. 

          Karachi King

          January 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm

          It’s fixed on the US version – http://kotaku.com/5879001/the-3ds-didnt-destroy-your-eyes-so-now-nintendos-going-to-plan-b

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15. 

    DanMazkin

    January 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I feel bad that I can’t help but click these articles just to read the scathing reactions they get in the comments, but is it possible that all of these posts are just consistent efforts by the US Kotaku team to troll the AU users??

    I mean, for a 1 sentence single image article to get 20 comments and god knows how many pageviews… it could be a deliberate strategy?

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    1. 

       [Razor]

       January 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

       Tracey told me the other week that US staff don’t get paid by the pageview for their articles posted here.
       It is still very much a strategy on the US site, though. We’re just not a part of it (thankfully).

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       1. 

          MasterCyl

          January 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm

          They sure as hell don’t get paid by the word, otherwise they’d be living in cardboard boxes.

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16. 

    number.30.five

    January 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Needs more rainbows. Not seizure-inducing enough.

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17. 

    4len

    January 25, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    For one… FUCK YOU WII! why you make game I want?
    And second.. that’s a mega fail, how can you make that mistake lol?

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18. 

    cinimod

    January 26, 2012 at 12:02 am

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